Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose | Short Form | Type B | Penis Cactus
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The Penis Cactus is a rare and coveted Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose variety, sought after by collectors for its unique humoruous look, branching habit, and occaisounally glaucous blue coloration on new growth. It is largely variable and prone to having scarred appearance. Its impressive branching and distinct look make it a must-have for any cactus collector.
Also Available in cuttings!
TBM Short Form Type B Cultivar. Prone to producing the shortest and most frequent offsets. Available in Long Form Cultivar here.
Penis Cactus | Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose cv Short Form, also known as TBM or Echinopsis Lageniformis Monstrose - ELM.
TBM like other Trichocereus bridgesii is prone to superficial scarring on the dermis from minor microbial activity. We will pick the best available plants for you but some scarring on the skin is normal and expected.
Daniel S.
Beautiful! Thanks for the great plants
Eric D.
Fast and safe handling and great packaging of cacti
Ronnie B.
This is my most recent purchase I ordered 3 of the 1 segment tbm b. One of the segments had an emerging pup when it arrived. Well packaged as always I potted them waited a week to water them. Watered and fertilized them a week or so later I noticed a couple aereloa on the other plants looked swollen, yesterday I noticed a small split and a new pup emerging from each! Very cool. Happy as always thanks
Jeremy J.
The cactuses were shipped with care and on time. Wrapped in brown wrapping paper and packed well in the box. I had ordered some of the same cactuses earlier this year from a different site. The ones from this site were bigger than the other sites cactuses by a good portion had a darker green color as well. And were cheaper. they didn't ship in a pot which is good because you can pot them right away in a soil mix that is good for your environment. Definitely recommend giving them a try if your thinking about it.
Jeremy J.
The cactuses were shipped and arrived on time and wrapped in brown paper inside a box. They were also bigger than other cactuses of the same kind I ordered from another website. They were shipped bare root without a pot or much soil on the roots. Which saves time for potting them in your environment. Very happy with my order and will be ordering more eventually.
oee V.
They were stuck in Phoenix two extra days during record heat, 118,but they still arrived looking perfect. I wish I would have received a sticker bc I had found a perfect spot for it but otherwise it was perfect. I really dont like calling this cactus a penis cactus BUT when it arrived looking like that,I have no choice.
William A.
Great!
Gerardo G.
Nice
Paul F.
Nice little TBMb clone I will turn into a bush in a few years! These guys(and gals) know what they are doing! will purchase again!
Andrew S.
Very happy with my cactus, excited to watch it grow! Thank you, definitely a repeat customer.
Alex J.
100%
Ryan W.
Great!
Ryan W.
They look great! Came with a bonus pup on the 2-node!
Marco D.
Fast shipping, very happy
ERIC S.
Can't wait for this to grow up
Trevor H.
The specimens I received looked healthy but much smaller than expected, I hope I am able to grow them to full size as I am inexperienced with caring for small seedlings like this. Otherwise I’m very happy with the shipping, packaging and price of what I got in the mail.
Matt J.
Shipped fast and arrived safe, thanks
Marcus H.
Great experience start to finish. No complaints only a happy repeat customer.
Tyler G.
Guess I forgot to write a review but got the plant only few months ago and it arrived in middle of snow storm in perfect health. After just few months I'm already getting new growth/pups forming.
Willaim H.
Exactly as pictured healthy and happy
Casey F.
The cactus arrived perfectly packaged and in really good shape. Very healthy plants. I would definitely order again. Thanks!
Zachary P.
Arrived in Alaska healthy in the middle of winter! The cacti were packaged wonderfully, no damage! Thank you!
Mark U.
beautiful . healthy . amazing . thank you
Megan A.
Wonderfully grown cacti. Absolutely no complaints.
James P.
Didn’t skip a beat and even has a pup emerging
Josh W.
Super cool
Ira H.
Arrived well-packaged and healthy!
Cyrus H.
Nice cac, looks bigger in person than the photos
Taylor G.
Great!
Jeremie S.
Great delivery!
Michael D.
Thank you so much for my last purchase. I ordered doubles but got triples. I in photo is a shot from last years order. I’ve ordered many times and all my cactus pup like crazy.
Brian H.
Great!
Joseph B.
Shipping was quick. The cactus was well rooted in the potter and it already has the next section starting to grow out
Nathan K.
New growth already! Arrived less than a month ago packaged very well. Repotted the next day after arrival, and waited 8 days to water. It's thriving! You've made a return customer.
Brett M.
Cactus arrived without damage and in good shape. Almost time to water it for the first time.
Alex B.
Packed nicely. Arrived fast. No damage. 3 for 3 on satisfied orders.
Joshua P.
Fast shipping! Great plants! Highly recommend
Sean G.
Healthy and well shipped.
New growth already.
Mike D.
Quick delivery and cacti arrived well packaged. They were in small plastic pots. I planted the little guys the next day.
Keith K.
As always arrived quickly and in great shape I’m growing to love my cactus collection!
Andrew M.
Ordered three 4" grade " A" starts expecting three small cuttings, and ended up with three rooted plants - each with pups! Very pleased!
Gabriel O.
Came in great condition!
Jason G.
My first cactus. It is nearly flawless with plenty of spines coming out in 5 different locations. Excited to watch it grow!
segismundo r.
Real nice cactus, this is my fourth cactus from San Pedro source, they have beautiful great healthy plants.
Fred M.
The penis cacti I purchased arrived quickly. They were well rooted, and by my estimation were about half way through eating the soil they were potted in. One of them had quite a bit of dislodged soil and was oriented somewhat diagonally, which is the only reason for the 4/5 star rating. This variety does grow some long, dense and very aggressive spines, so care is advised in handling. They came with a postcard detailing care instructions as well as a nice sticker, which I appreciated. Overall, the shipping was fast, the cacti were healthy, and no discernible pests or pathogens arrived with the cacti. I would recommend this company, and will likely order more in the future.
Shalom C.
it arrived quickly and in good condition, it was a good price and id recommend this to anyone intrested in cacti.
Leonard L.
Very happy with all my cactus
Steve B.
All the plants I have bought from this company have arrived quickly and in great shape.
Brenton Q.
Customer service here is considerate, prompt, and thorough. My order arrived more quickly than I could have expected. The cactus arrived in great shape will mKe great gifts. A special thanks to Hassan for being helpful and generous.
John B.
Awesome! Has really taken off, has over tripled in size since I've got it!
Jacob S.
One of my favorites in my collection and one that others want to talk about. I can’t wait to watch how this one grows
Erik W.
Love the cacti quality and great service! Amazing products always and I love the newest addition. Now everyone can see my penis......cactus.
Thanks again, Erik
Doug M.
Each one had a nice little pup.
Justin O.
Arrived in fine shape. It's thriving.
Aryn M.
My second order from this company and just as excellent as the first! Fast shipping and excellent product. This penis had long roots and ready to pot! Cute little guy and newest member of the family!
Casey K.
Everything came packaged nice!
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Carefully packaged. Healthy and love it. Recommend this seller.
Robert H.
I have ordered 3 times from you. Twice for miniature teddy bear cholo cactus and the penis cactus. I must say I am greatly pleased with the speed of the shipments and the packaging. They were very healthy the cholo already have several new branches. Great job I will be ordering more later
Michael R.
Second order from them, both arrived on time and in good shape.
Adam G.
Fast, easy, and healthy plants.
Todd R.
I've made multiple purchases and they've all been perfect. I wouldn't shop for anything they have, anywhere else!
Shawn H.
Very nice little specimen!
Kathy W.
my favorite cacti, people love to see this plant
Daniel S.
Love the cactus! Received in just a few days. The packaging was done well, no damage to the cactus. Dirt and all in Tact.
vickie L.
Got to the house nice
Nykala D.
I am absolutely in loveee❣️
Jan C.
Love how you packaged item. Love my cactus
shemeka b.
I have been wanting one of these for some years. I am very pleased with my purchase. It arrived well packaged, healthy and in great shape. I would 100% order from Lazy Gardens again and would not mind making an out of state trip for other plants they have available.
D U.
Showed up looking exactly as advertised. I purchased two and they both seem to be doing just fine.
JAMES H.
Little TBMs delivered quickly and in good shape!
Chad K.
Came in looking almost exactly like the picture! Hoping to keep this fella for many years to come!
Dave V.
Prick-(ly) Plant to be sure....
As always, outstanding product and service. Top notch...
Peggy S.
Healthy
Pamela V.
Cute little penis cactus ;-) I’ll order a bigger one next time. Shipped quickly and in great condition.
RaNae J.
I have been super happy with every purchase and this is no exception. Who doesn’t want a penis cactus?
Nathaniel P.
Good and reliable
Britta D.
This cactus was purchased as a gift for a friend who really loved mine, and all the cheesy jokes I had a ong with it. He's really pleased with it, and I'm really pleased with the packaging. The cactus was wrapped securely yet gently, and perked up really fast after a re-potting and a little drink.
Julia S.
It's very unusual plant that fits right in with my other plants
Corey G.
Easy process to order, shipped quickly and was packaged very well. I potted it up and gave it a little hydration and all seems well thus far. Happy with my purchase.
Britta D.
This is one of the coolest cacti ever!! I love that one part looks normal and the other monstrose. One of my friends loved it enough that I actually ordered another one to give them as a gift!
Eugene H A.
Healthy and happy specimen.
Pete T.
They look great, bigger than I thought they would be!
Saybin C.
Looks great in this concrete planter
Laya B.
Very cute, very happy little plant. Shipped fast and arrived in perfect condition. It is thriving!
Brandon B.
I ordered 5 of these and not one was over 2.5 inches. Even now after a month or so of growth even if you stacked the sections none would be 3.5”. I believe I should have been charged for the 2” cacti. Other than that the shipping was good, customer service was great, and my Terschecki is beautiful. All of the TBM are healthy and I enjoy them but they are small and had small root masses definitely not the 4”
Hudson B.
Two penis cacti for the price of one. They are beautiful, and the first of many more cacti to come. Great supplier, quick and cheap as well.
Maya O.
I really love this beautiful cactus <3 I can’t wait to see it grow! I took off one star from the review, just because it was advertised as 4 inches, but only measured about an inch, maybe two. (But I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, they DO call this the penis cactus after all.. it only makes sense people exaggerate its size…)
Corey h.
Plant arrived in wonderful shape free of defects or blemishes ANDDDD has a pup the size of the plant I paid for. Win win
Debbi B.
I think the plant is very nice, I received 2 together in the one pot. It is doing really well and now I have to get the Boobie plant to go with it. Thanks for letting me keep my sense of humor...
Josh M.
Healthy little guy and just a super cool plant
Jesus d.
Great shop, would highly recommend!
Elaine A.
Everyone in my family wants this. This is the 3rd one I have purchased
Jesus d.
This is an outstanding deal, can’t beat this price or service. It arrived really fast and was very well packed and protected. A beautiful little cactus, exactly what I was looking for. Great shop, buy with confidence!
Peggy B.
Everyone loves to laugh when I ask them "what do you think is the name of this cactus". Sure is an ice breaker!!!
James C.
Everything I order is perfect!
Elaine A.
Interesting plant. Love it. Was bought as a gag gift for brothers birthday but liked it so much I got one for myself. It has already grown some and has a baby or something growing on it. Love it
Richard F.
I got 2 they arrived quickly they were potted and wrapped very well. Transaction was a breeze. I highly recommend this seller
Elaine A.
Love the unusual plant. It is for an older brother turning 74 I’m sure he will love it and watch it grow
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